Appalachian Christian Center
For We Preach Not Ourselves, But Christ Jesus the Lord!
"Always Remember God Loves You!"

 

Appalachian Christian Center ... Sharing His Love With a Lost and Dying World ... Ministering the Good News!

No Excuse Sunday...

 

 

To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special "NO EXCUSE SUNDAY"

Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

Murine will be available for those with tired eyes ... "from watching television too late on Saturday night."

We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."

Blankets will be provided for those who think, "The church is too cold."

And fans for those who think, "The church is too hot."

We will have hearing aids for those who say, "The Pastor speaks too softly."

And cotton for those who say, "He preaches too loudly."

Score cards will be available for those who wish to, "List the hypocrites present."

Some relatives will be in attendance for those who like to, "Go visiting on Sunday."

There will be 100 TV dinners for those who, "Cannot go to church and cook dinner also."

One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who, "Seek God in nature."

Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter Lilies for those who, "Have never seen the church without them."

(Just suppose the Lord would begin tomorrow to make people as sick as they claim to be on Sunday. Just suppose the Lord would take away the child whom the parents use as an excuse for staying away from church. Some things sound humorous, but they are serious! What is your excuse for not attending the House of the Lord? See you next Sunday!)

~ Author Unknown

 

Service Times ... Sunday School 10:00 AM - Morning Worship 11:00 AM - Sunday Evening Worship 6:30 PM - Wednesday Bible Study 6:30 PM

(Sunday Evening Service Only May through November)

Modified 04/06/2020

 

Michael & Cathi Biggs, Pastor
(304) 753-9650 (Church) · (540) 922-2651 (Cell)
· (540) 922-2652 (Cell)

2812 Seneca Trail South, Peterstown, West Virginia 24963